Saturday, October 31, 2009
Captain George be keepin' the gangplank down 'till Midnight tonight. Ye still have time to get aboard wi' yer treasures! And there be plenty o' berths left, so finish yer drink, grab yer loot, and board ship! Send yer best elitist bastardry to email@example.com or ye'll be wishin' ye had!
Friday, October 23, 2009
It be that time again, me hearties. Captain George be lookin' fer yer bounty. Grab yer best elitist bastardry and get yerselves aboard. We leave port on Halloween - ye don't want to be left behind!
For those o' ye who haven't sailed afore, it be this easy:
1. Pick a blog post o' yours that hits the stupid where it hurts.
2. Send us the link at firstname.lastname@example.org.
That be it.
And if ye should stumble across any prime Elitist Bastardry that tisn't yers but ye'd still like to see aboard, send me a link to that, too. We're pirates, after all - and what good are pirates who can't find a little plunder?
See ye aboard!
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Aye, our officer corps be fillin' quickly. Here be yer captains for t' next several months:
October - George W at Decrepit Old Fool
November - Stephanie at Almost Diamonds
December - Last Hussar at Last Hussar's Barracks
January - Cujo at Slobber and Spittle
February - Chris at Lud in the Mist
There still be room for captains, if ye've got the hankering. Email me at email@example.com if ye decide ye want yer chance at the helm!
Even if ye don't plan to command the ship just yet, ye're wanted on the crew. Ye can send us yer submissions any time. Remember - we sail in in two short weeks!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Ye know ye have. And ye know ye want t' take the helm o' the HMS Elitist Bastard. We've plenty o' commands open, so pick yer month (and an alternate in case another captain gets there first) and email me yer choices at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Here's what we've available:
Helmin' the ship be simple. I send ye the links, ye post the links on yer blog, and perhaps spin us a wee tale to boot. Have ye got it in ye?
October 31st - November 1st
December 26th - 27th
January 30th - 31st
February 27th - 28th
March 27th - 28th
O' course ye do! So sign on, take the helm, and show the world what Elitist Bastard Captains be made of!