The time has come. Elitist Bastards, Unite!
The maiden voyage of the Carnival of the Elitist Bastards will be launching from En Tequila Es Verdad on May 31st, 2008.
Get your Elitist Bastard submission in to elitistbastardscarnival@gmail.com by the end of day Friday, May 30th, to join us on this historic launch.
And no, it's not a three-hour tour.
No, we're not the Titanic!
Think more like H.M.S. Victory, the spectacular ship of the line that Lord Nelson commanded when he triumphed over Napoleon at the Battle of Trafalgar.
And, just as Nelson defeated Napoleon, we shall defeat the agents of ignorance. Or at least give them a ringing smack.
Look, I know Lord Nelson died in that battle. That's not the bloody point! Stop taking your metaphors so seriously and get to writing your Elitist Bastard goodness.
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