Carnival of the Elitist Bastards XVII: Off to the Academic Archipelago

We be off to the Academic Archipelago, sailing from home port at the cantina - but not before a nice sing-song!  Enjoy the voyage, me hearties.

Out o' the Taverns and Git on the Ship, Ye Scurvy Dogs!

Ye've got until Saturday night t' git yer links in to elitistbastardscarnival@gmail.com. I be expecting a full crew. Don't ye make me come in there an' drag ye out!

Besides, the grog on the HMS Elitist Bastard be better than anything the landlubbers be pourin', and ye know it.

See ye aboard, my beautiful bastards.

Git Yer Booty on the Boat!

Shore leave be over, me hearties! Time to git yer best Elitist Bastardry on board and set out in search o' stupidity to sink. Show off all the knowledge ye've plundered from the land lubbers. There be rum, romance, and rewards awaitin' ye!

Yer very own Admiral shall be takin' the helm, and we be sailin' right from the cantina here on September 27th. Ye've got until the evenin' o' the 26th to send me yer link. For those o' ye who haven't yet sailed with the Elitist Bastards, but believe yer Elitist Bastard enough t' join the crew, the requirements be simple:

1. Pick a blog post o' yours that hits the stupid where it hurts.

2. Send us the link at elitistbastardscarnival@gmail.com.

That be it.

And if ye should stumble across any prime Elitist Bastardry that tisn't yers but ye'd still like to see aboard, send me a link to that, too. We're pirates, after all - and what good are pirates who can't find a little plunder?

See ye aboard!