Ye know ye have. And ye know ye want t' take the helm o' the HMS Elitist Bastard. We've plenty o' commands open, so pick yer month (and an alternate in case another captain gets there first) and email me yer choices at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Here's what we've available:
Helmin' the ship be simple. I send ye the links, ye post the links on yer blog, and perhaps spin us a wee tale to boot. Have ye got it in ye?
October 31st - November 1st
December 26th - 27th
January 30th - 31st
February 27th - 28th
March 27th - 28th
O' course ye do! So sign on, take the helm, and show the world what Elitist Bastard Captains be made of!