Monday, March 30, 2009
Carnival of the Elitist Bastards XI: "We Prefer the Term 'Awesome.'"
The eleventh sailing of the HMS Elitist Bastard's up at Z's place. We be organized elitist bastards this time round: we left port on time and in good order. Huzzah! Settle yerselves in yer hammocks and enjoy a long, leisurely sail with some of the smartest bastards on the intertoobz.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
All Aboard!
'Tis that time. If ye haven't jumped aboard with yer submission clenched in yer teeth, ye'd better get leaping. I want to see all o' ye on the ship by the end o' day Friday. Captain Z be expectin' ye! Email yer submissions and prepare to make mayhem!
Friday, March 20, 2009
Captains and Submissions Call
The HMS Elitist Bastard won't be wanting for leadership over the next few months. We've some mighty fine Captains taking the helm.
If ye're worried ye can't steer a ship as elitist as the HMS Elitist Bastard, ye can put those fears to rest. 'Tis simplicity itself for true Elitist Bastards:
It also be time to get yer submissions in for March's sailing. I know ye've got something suitable, so send me those links no later than Friday, March 27th. Captain Z be expecting ye!
March 28-29 - Z at It's the Thought That CountsCommands are going fast. Ye'd best get yours while there's still a chance!
April 25-26 - Cujo359 at Slobber and Spittle
May 30-31 - George at Decrepit Old Fool
June 27-28 - John Pieret at Thoughts in a Haystack
July 25-26 - NP at The Coffee-Stained Writer
August 29-30 - Open
September 26-27 - Open
October 31-Nov. 1 - Open
November 28-29 - Open
December 26-27 - Open
If ye're worried ye can't steer a ship as elitist as the HMS Elitist Bastard, ye can put those fears to rest. 'Tis simplicity itself for true Elitist Bastards:
1. Ye must know how to create a hyperlink.Ye don't even have to muster up a crew - yer Admiral does that for ye. There's still room for five o' ye, so volunteer yerself.
2. Ye bring posts full o' various Elitist Bastardry together in fun and creative ways.
3. Then ye sit back and enjoy the warm glow o' a job well done - or the warmer glow o' rum, whichever's the warmer for ye.
It also be time to get yer submissions in for March's sailing. I know ye've got something suitable, so send me those links no later than Friday, March 27th. Captain Z be expecting ye!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Who Be Helmin' the Ship?
Aye, so it does. We've only three weeks afore the next sailin', and we've no captains. The HMS Elitist Bastard needs enterprisin' elitists to helm her. Should ye be interested, email Admiral Dana at mailto:%20elitistbastardscarnival@gmail.com with yer name, yer blog, and the month ye want to take the wheel. Make sure ye include a second choice just in case ye missed the boat. Dates we leave port are below:
March 28th
April 25th
May 30th (our Anniversary!)
June 27th
July 25th
August 29th
September 26th
October 31st
November 28th
December 26th
See ye at the helm, my future captains!
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Carnival of the Elitist Bastards X: HC SVNT DRACONES
Here be dragons, me hearties. Your admiral got COTEB X up at last. Our dragonslayers be outstanding. Enjoy!
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