The HMS
Elitist Bastard won't be wanting for leadership over the next few months. We've some mighty fine Captains taking the helm.

March 28-29 - Z at It's the Thought That Counts
April 25-26 - Cujo359 at Slobber and Spittle
May 30-31 - George at Decrepit Old Fool
June 27-28 - John Pieret at Thoughts in a Haystack
July 25-26 - NP at The Coffee-Stained Writer
August 29-30 - Open
September 26-27 - Open
October 31-Nov. 1 - Open
November 28-29 - Open
December 26-27 - Open
Commands are going fast. Ye'd best get yours while there's still a chance!
If ye're worried ye can't steer a ship as elitist as the HMS Elitist Bastard, ye can put those fears to rest. 'Tis simplicity itself for true Elitist Bastards:
1. Ye must know how to create a hyperlink.
2. Ye bring posts full o' various Elitist Bastardry together in fun and creative ways.
3. Then ye sit back and enjoy the warm glow o' a job well done - or the warmer glow o' rum, whichever's the warmer for ye.
Ye don't even have to muster up a crew - yer Admiral does that for ye. There's still room for five o' ye, so
volunteer yerself.
It also be time to get yer submissions in for March's sailing. I know ye've got something suitable, so
send me those links no later than Friday, March 27th. Captain Z be expecting ye!